This is me. I think I was three years old, and yes, I can still totally rock a bowtie. I grew up in Akron, Ohio with a house full of brothers and sisters. We didn't have a lot of money but I didn't notice all that much. No one I knew had any money. I was not a great student so when I graduated I really had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I did have this notion that it should be something that made me happy so I tried a lot of different things; I made pasta, sang in a punk rock band, did stand up comedy, and waited a lot of tables so I could afford to do all those fun things..

I put off college for a while (and to be frank - I was pretty sure I couldn't even get into college). Somehow, I did well on a test and I got into Ohio University. Much to my own disbelief, I did great in college. I was on the Dean's List a few times and graduated with honors. I guess being in an environment where I could learn about things that interested me woke up a hunger for knowledge I didn't know existed. 

When I graduated I applied for an internship on The Late Show with David Letterman in NYC. One day, Dave and I threw a football back and forth in the hallway for an hour, and later I met Bill Murray. That was a great day. After the internship I went to work in tv production and helped make documentaries about people who live in the subway and circus folk who swallow swords. I worked for MTV and VH1 and Nickelodeon and then one day I decided to write a book. Writing always made me happy and I got lucky and someone wanted to publish it. The book was a hit, so I wrote another one, and then another, and another. And now, I'm working on my 18th book and it's what I do all the time. I live in Brooklyn with my wife, Alison, our son Finn, and my dog Friday.

I'm represented by some amazing people:

My literary agent is Alison Fargis at Stonesong. You can contact her here. She can help with book store, library, and school events. 

For televisions offers, writing, or options, reach out to Lauren Fox at United Talent Agency

For film offers, writing, or options reach out to Howie Sanders at United Talent Agency